whazzup enforcer went to sleep all day becuz we hate the sun (or like the glare off the snow) and we had a murder headache and I'm the one who woke up

I stole a Buncha graphics from somebody's fr bios (mostly stamps) but we still hot a headache so no desktop website upd8s 2day

I made another dragon cuz I think the flecks and capes are neat

I don't like drawing but maybe 1 day I'll use the dragons to make a design 4 me so me and enforcer can hang out

btdubstep fates can be both me name and my pronouns I do what I fucking want

exscape teh fates <3

yoo check it out i made me as a dragon

enforcer's the rattlesnake and also maybe the presence

hey losers I'm back and I put up a bunch of banners that i thought were neat. got 'em off gifcities so they aren't vetted 4 anything specific; if any of em are nazis let me know (by filename plz) and i'll remove them. powered by Universal Sig Rotator because javascript makes me break out in hives

some new ronnie vids in the filegarden folder including a live performance of the structure falls which is not complete but i didn't know existed. also the first time he's actually openly called himself adhd in a non-joking context afaik although errything else abut that is wrong

tell brady that if his asshole friends come over and bother me again he's gettin a mic stand up his ass less they bring a hot emo girl so i can take her to dinner and be a total fuckin gentleman and get us both out of here

there's 144 banners in the rotation rn so you'll wanna refresh to see them all

p sure most of these punk / metal sites would call me an emo poser faggot but joke's on em cause i am

What's up, fuckers, friends, and alibis? I'm Enforcer's imaginary friend, but I came anyway. You've seen me before on thoughts.page, but I pointed out that he had this URL he wasn't doing anything with, so I've got my own site now. Stole the layout from my old site, although I did some adjustments to the CSS and there's a theme toggle to make the text color / size slightly less awful. Still, all the graphics and the core layout are legit so this is NOT mobile-friendly if you're on one of those cool feature phones with a web browser.

would have loved a DIYLF layout, but the flash on that didn't work on web archive so I'm using the no sympathy for the dead version. original version here

Enforcer might not remember being on MySpace and have little interest in "Geocities Nonsense", as they put it, since Neopets petpages didn't really do the stamps / blinkies / etc. and they already had their style established by the time "TwentyNineScene" and intentional 2000s emulation got popular, but I don't know what the fuck they're talking about; I love graphics so I'm gonna put all my cool graphics and shit here, and maybe also my collection of Ronnie videos.

fuck myspace tho especially spacehey and shit; this is my site and i do whatever the fuck i want there are no comments or anything and no one is followin me just to boost their count. fuckin posers everybody wants 2 be like me and i can't blame them because i am the actual fucking best

just 2 get this out of the way: I am not Ronnie, or, like, it's more of a species / archetype / job title. fuck ronnie radke I'm here to do what he does but better. falling in reverse is me; the concept and I are symbiotic, except unlike in I Can Explain that's actually true. i'm what I thought I signed up for, not the bullshit.

i do still have laser eyes tho

dunno if I'm gonna update this blog / site; this is kinda a personal "shrine" (but not in the either religious or "I stole your used tissue when you weren't looking" sense) / documentation because this is the first time I've really been able to articulate what I am, but I'm more of a man of action than writing and prefer the ephemera of thoughts.page. shit by me is gonna stay on enforcer's thoughts archive because well I'm not not them and it does fall under the "notable nonhuman shifts" category; there's more weird shit on our about